How I am imagining my first convo with my new RE:
RE: "Hi, I'm Dr. .... nice to meet you....erm, um, I see you're...ready"
ME: (already in gown, sheet covered, and in stirrups, likely my vag is staring the doc in the face) "yeh yeh great, listen, lets cut the small talk and you just look in my ute and tell me what's up mmmkay?"
As much as I hate the idea of going though another barrage of glucose tests, dildo cam molestations, and getting stabbed with needles, I'm ready to see what's going on so I can start reproducing.
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